What loser parks like this?

Is there a asshole interlock? When you can afford this bus, does it remove your civility?
For more proof of the asshole interlock: http://justacarguy.blogspot.com/2008/06/funniest-apology-note-ever.html

Don't be a dick. Leave space between your vehicle and the others around you... or I'll post the photo of how effing close you parked to a nicer ride